Plan of attack:

• Drink tonnes of water
• Remember calculator, pens and ruler for Biology exam tomorrow
• Tidy room at some point
• Invite people to jubilee picnic/get together and arrange food etc
• BREATHE
• Buy some new clothes
• Keep trying to get to bed earlier!

L o v e r b o y s

I swear every one of my friends who are guys, bar one or two, think that I’m also a bloke. Why else would they tell me what they did with their girlfriends on a daily basis? When did that ever become appropriate to broadcast to the world, particularly to me?! Do I look like I’m interested?

Actually it’s kind of a revealing insight, but yeah.

My queue wasn’t working all weekend, so it just looks like I’ve abandoned my blog for three days. Sigh. Oh Tumblr, you bitch you.

Anyway, to update on my life:
- We have a performance review at work in a couple of weeks. What’s there to review?! I’m fabulous.
- I have a science exam tomorrow but instead of revising I am listening to eighties music and texting boys.
- It’s okay, if I fail my exams, I will just become one of those text agony aunts, because that’s practically what I do anyway. Failing that, I will become a Kate Bush impersonator.
- I have realised that my life revolves around cheese and salad cream on toast, and C4’s comedy gala.

xo